A Hilarious Confession ON Proxy Attendence

" We were in our 7th semester, placed in decent companies by then and  pretty much lost interest in anything that was then related to  academics. We had stopped attending most of the classes, we had only 2  courses and a project. One of these courses was taken by our HOD and me  and 2 of my friends had bunked as usual. For some reason, another friend  of ours had gone and he decided to give us proxies. It was an unspoken  pact among the 5-6 of us that whoever attended class would try his best  to give the other guys a proxy and hence try and reach the minimum  attendance required to write the semester ending exams.

 This  dude was a little stoned or I don't know what happened, but on this day  along with another guy he went overboard and in a class where one could  easily assess a head count of about 25-30, between all these guys 54  guys had got attendance. Our HOD freaked out and apparently gave the  expression - Mujhe chu*iya samajh ke rakha hai kya? and then he went to  every single person and got the list of 26 people who had got a proxy.

 Back our friend comes crawling in his dirty jeans and reveals this  fantastic news to the 3 of us, saying the HOD wants to meet all of us  and he tells us 'Do whatever the fuck you guys want to'. Now me and a  friend were slowly thinking of going the Gandhian way and telling the  truth and asking for forgiveness and hopefully trying to convince the  HOD to bail all of us out of any trouble, while the other friend said,  Screw you guys, I am not going to reveal who gave us proxy, I am not a  SNITCH. I will handle it. We kept asking him how he planned to handle  it, but he said we won't need to speak a word and that he would take  care of it.

 So we all went to the HOD's cabin, 3 of us and here's how it went.

 HOD: Who gave you proxy?
 Friend: That's exactly my question Sir, who the hell gave us proxy?

 H: What? I don't know. Must be one of your friend, tell me who?
 F: Sir, I don't know who gave us proxy and I think this is not  acceptable. You need to make sure such things don't happen. Back when I  was in 9th my friend got a proxy in class and he met with an accident  and then when he filed for insurance, the insurance guys came to know  from school that he attended that class, so he could not get the  insurance. Then he had to go through a lot of trouble and even our  school had got into a lot of problems, you can google it if you want.  (Some random story)

 H: But..
 F: No Sir, this can have dire consequences. What if something happens to me tomorrow and some idiot gives me a proxy in class?

 H: Well..
 F: In a prestigeous college like ours, we need to have a strict  mechanism to take care of these things. One such thing can spoil our  name.

 H: Ok.. I am Sorry.
 F: It's OK Sir. If you come to  know who gave us proxy, please tell that person not to do such things in  the future and you also take care to avoid this situation

 H: OK. Sorry about this.
 F: Thank you Sir. See you in the next class.

 And all this while, the two of us were trying our best to control our  laughter. We finally came out of the room, ran as far as possible and  laughed our asses off. Had never seen someone deal with a situation like  this and turn it on it's head in such emphatic fashion.

 An epic to the power of epic experience it was "